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You Took My Place @ http://www.lyricalvistas.com/you-took-my-place/

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I GOT STOPPED FOR SPEEDING YESTERDAY.

I THOUGHT I COULD TALK
MY WAY OUT OF IT UNTIL THE OFFICER LOOKED AT
MY DOG IN THE BACK SEAT  

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Now that health care has passed, these jokes are funnier than ever!!!

The Obama Administration:

The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree . . . and think 25 to life would be appropriate. Leno

America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask. Leno

Q: Have you heard about McDonald’s’ new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it. Conan O’Brien

Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser. Leno

Q: What’s the difference between Obama’s cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society. The other is for housing prisoners. Letterman

Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink, who would be saved?
A: America!  Fallon

Q: What’s the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
A: Bo has papers. Kimmel

Q: What was the most positive result of the “Cash for clunkers” program?
A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road. Letterman

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A little humor from little Larry @ http://www.beedasbest.com/184/

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Check out Copper Wire Facts – Funny @ http://www.kindlereadbook.com/copper-wire-facts-funny/

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Bitches til the End @ http://www.beedasbest.com/bitches-til-the-end/

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I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, government, health care, real estate prices, the stock market, the federal deficit, Iraq, Afghanistan, global warming, my savings, Social Security, credit card debt…

I called the Suicide Hot line…

I got a call center in Pakistan and told them I was suicidal.

They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.

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